Romance Is Dead Anti Valentine Sweatshirt, Comfort Colors® Funny Single Crewneck, Sarcastic Galentines Sweatshirt Women

Dead roses, spilled wine and a guttered candle. Anti-valentine sweatshirt for the part of the wardrobe that gets reached for first.

Funny single retro crewneck, sarcastic gift. Printed to order on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1566 heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt (80/20 ring-spun cotton fleece).

Titles and photos copied from our Etsy listings on October 24, 2026. The current price, sizes, shipping and returns are shown on Etsy.

Collection: Valentine's